1.
Women over 50 don’t have babies because they would put them
down, and forget where they left them.
2.
One of life mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make
a woman gain 5 pounds.
3.
The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight
shoes.
4.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because
by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
5.
A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control
pills. She had 14 kids, but doesn’t really care.
6.
I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress
are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding?
That is my idea of a perfect day!
The First
Baptist Chariot Newsletter, October
2010, issue 9
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