1.
If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
2.
If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each
other out.
3.
If you eat standing up, it doesn’t count!
4.
If you eat the food off of someone else’s plate, it doesn’t
count.
5.
Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of
breakage causes calorie leakage.
6.
Food used for medicinal purposes has no calories. This
includes: any chocolate used for energy, brandy, cheesecake, and Haagen-Daz ice
cream.
7.
When eating with someone else, calories don’t count if you
both eat the same thing.
8.
Movie-related foods are much lower in calories simply
because they are part of the entertainment experience and not part of one’s
personal fuel. This includes: milk, [Milk] Duds, popcorn with butter, Junior
Mints, Snickers, and Gummi Bears.
The First Baptist Chariot Newsletter, December 2010, issue 11
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