My
family has told me for some time that my memory is poor with what I can’t
remember (or recall correctly). Nothing makes me feel more unintelligent than
being in a large, very full store parking lot (with cart full of groceries),
and having recollection of where I parked my car when I first entered my store
(of choice).
With
a sense of total craziness, I obsessively click (and unclick) the car remote. I
am hoping my car will light up, and I finally will recognize my ride home. This
next example also puts me in the land of the stupid, (or at least I feel this
way).
Shopping
with a friend (or relative) and accidentally leaving your cell phone at home
are not a good combination. Invariably one of you goes to search for something
in another aisle. The other person does
not stay where they promised they would be while you make a quick trek to
somewhere close by.
You
do a complete sweep of the store without ever locating the person you came
with. Your desperate attempt at a reunion involves the customer service desk
announcing over the loud speaker about your separation issues with the
individual you came in with. Both of you are embarrassed to say the least. Your
friend (or relative) assures you that you walked by them several times, and
ignored them (as your name was called).
The
above two store examples have a range of emotions in common. The process begins
with desperation (over the predicament your in). It then moves on to
embarrassment (over this reoccurring predicament that speaks of your lack of
intelligence). Bargaining with God happens next if He will grant you this
favor. Somewhere in your mind, you wonder if resolution (finding the solution)
will ever happen. The next time your lost, have your cell phone on hand, and
text yourself with the location of your car before entering the store. You are smarter than you give yourself credit
for.
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