Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Soul Food

If I were to make an inventory of the kindest, generous, (and most influential) females in my life as a grown man, my Aunt Phyllis[i] would be near the top of that list.

 Though the two of us come from different faith backgrounds (her Catholic and me Baptist), my aunt has managed to be a consistent positive guiding light throughout my existence as an adult.[ii] (My aunt is a fan of ENCOURAGE ME, and has always encouraged my writing endeavors on my blog.)

 Every time there is a big family Thanksgiving dinner at her and my Uncle Larry’s farm in Bethesda, OH; some of the family enjoys going to visit their two majestic Arabian horses, Firestar Rambo and Georgie Jetson, in their barn.[iii]

Do you know the true meaning behind some of the most popular horse-related clichés that many of us use on a regular basis? It’s time for me to educate, inspire, and challenge all of you. (You know how I am? This is what I do. It will get entertaining rather quickly though because I have the attention span of a gnat.)[iv]

1.  "HOLD YOUR HORSES" means wait. (The phrase is historically related to driving a horse-drawn carriage.)

"If your horse says "no", you either asked the wrong question, or asked the question wrong." [v]

2.  A HORSE OF A DIFFERENT COLOR means a new way of doing something. Any specific type of thing that is different in a noticeable way, similar to a horse dyed with Jell-O powder so that is a different color. This phrase was derived from Shakespeare’s play, Twelfth Night (“a horse of that color”).

"The world is best viewed through the ears of a horse."[vi]

3.  Beat a dead horse means the act of pushing onward when a decision has already been made and will not change.

"Horses change lives. They give our young people confidence and self-esteem. They provide peace and tranquility to troubled souls. They give us hope."[vii]

4.  CHARLEY HORSE” means a painful involuntary cramp in the leg muscle, which typically last anywhere from a few seconds to about a day. (This term is used in the United States and Canada. Mustard may be useful in relieving the spasm.)

"A horse is the projection of peoples' dreams about themselves (strong, powerful, [and] beautiful) and it has the capability of giving us escape from our mundane existence.”[viii]

5.  CHOMPING AT THE BIT” means turning nervous about an impending event. It refers to the tendency of a horse to chew on a metal mouthpiece (bit to control) when impatient or eager.

“We all stumble along the way. If a person never speaks hurtful words or shouts in anger or profanity, then he has achieved perfection. The one who can control his tongue can also control the rest of his body.

It’s like when we place a metal bit into a horse’s mouth to ride it; we can control its entire body with the slightest movement of our hands.” [ix]

6.  Dark horse means a candidate about whom little is known, but who unexpectedly wins.

“Do you give the horse its might? Do you clothe its neck with mane?”[x]

7.  Don’t Look A gift horse in the mouth means don’t find fault with something that has been received as a favor.

"In riding a horse, we borrow freedom."[xi]

8.  Eat Like a Horse means someone who eats a great deal of food (like me).

"The essential joy of being with horses is that it brings us in contact with the rare elements of grace, beauty, spirit and freedom."[xii]

9.   Get off your high horse means stop behaving in a superior manner. (Being told you were on a high horse used to be a compliment: Only soldiers and royalty rode tall war chargers. Then, as people lost respect for the high and mighty during the revolutions of the late 1700s, the high horse was seen as uppity.)

"When a horse greets you with a snicker and regards you with a large and liquid eye, the question of where you want to be has been answered."[xiii]

10.     HORSEPOWER is a unit of power equal to 550 foot-pounds per second. This is an imperial unit of power. (1 horsepower, hp = 745.7 watts, W)

 
“Some people trust the power of chariots or horses, but we trust you, Lord God.”[xiv]

11.     Horseplay means rough, boisterous play.

"The love for a horse is just as complicated as the love for another human being...if you never love a horse, you will never understand."[xv]

12.     HORSEY SAUCE” is condiment created by Arby’s for their roast beef sandwich that is a mixture of horseradish and mayonnaise. (It can cause bowel issues.)

"When the Almighty put hoofs on the wind and a bridle on the lightning, He called it a horse."[xvi]

13.     One Horse Town means an insignificant town.

"One can get in a car and see what man has made. One must get on a horse to see what God has made."[xvii]

14.     You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink means you can give someone the opportunity to learn, but you can never force them to accept that opportunity.

"Wherever man has left his footprints in the long ascent from barbarism to civilization, we find the hoof print of a horse beside it."[xviii]

Whatever it is in life that you find gives you true purpose; pursue it. I believe Winston Churchill church got it right when he made this quote: "No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle."  What should you be investing your life in?
 
Aunt Phyllis with her daughters (left to right, Cousin Linnette and Cousin Tiffany)
 





[i] Phyllis Eagle is my mother’s sister-in-law. This post is dedicated to her.

 
[ii] The title of this post was inspired by this quote by an unknown author: "Bread may feed my body, but my horse feeds my soul."

 
[iii] This post is inspired by the article, “The Origins of 12 Horse-Related Idioms” by Lucas Reilly

 


[iv] All of the following definitions were adapted from www.urbandictionary.com and Google Answers.I sometimes feel I have the attention span of a gnat, that my multitasking is really masking an inability to concentrate on one thing long enough to finish it…”

 


[v] Quote by Pat Parelli

 


[vi] Quote by Anonymous
 


[vii] Quote by Toni Robinson

 


[viii] Quote by Pam Brown

 


[ix] James 3:2-3 (VOICE)

 


[x] Job 39:19 (NRSVCE)

 


[xi] Quote by Helen Thompson

 


[xii] Quote by Sharon Ralls Lemon

 


[xiii] Quote by Anonymous

 


[xiv] Psalm 20:7 (CEV)

 


[xv] Quote by Anonymous

 


[xvi] Quote by Anonymous

 


[xvii] Quote by Anonymous

 


[xviii] Quote by John Trotwood Moore

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