1.
“You’re going to sit there until you eat your dinner. I
don’t care if you sit there all night.”
2.
“When I say no, I mean no. Why? Because, that’s why.”
3.
“If you don’t stop crying, I’ll give you something to cry
about.”
4.
“I’m spanking you because I love you. This hurts me a lot
more than it hurts you.”
5.
“What’s so funny? Wipe that smile off your face.”
6.
“Don’t ask me, ask your mother.”
7.
“This is your last warning.”
8.
“Don’t you know money doesn’t grow on trees?”
9.
“Son, don’t ever get married. And tell that to your kids.”
10.
“When I was your age….”
11.
“Why can’t you act more like your brother (or sister)? They
are always so well-behaved.” (Mine)
12.
“Someday when you have kids, they will be your repayment (with
their behavior) for all the wonderful challenges your childhood allowed me to
experience.” (Mine)
The First
Baptist Chariot Newsletter, June
2010, issue 3
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