The Attractions at Femaleworld

I have lived with outspoken females my entire life. The list is way too long for me to tell you all of them. This article pertains exclusively to my wife and daughter, Bobbi and Allena. Though there are no zoo animals or fun carnival rides in Femaleworld, I have made many trips there (more like forced kicking and screaming) to this unique land. (Femaleworld is foreign to me though it is right across the border from my Maleville.)

In Femaleworld, tears seem to be a universal language for fear, stress, anger, happiness, and probably other emotions I’ve chosen to forget. Too much emotion can bring on small visits from Tinkle Bell the pee fairy. (This is the most kosher way for me to say this.)

Drama is also a big part of this special world. It happens a great deal in couple fights or young adult females (in the world of dating or employment). For those ladies that still have monthly visits from Aunt Flo, both the female and male are usually irritable (men can do no right during these special monthly times), cramping, and lots of bleeding (that I wouldn’t wish on anyone). It’s best for the man in this situation to make trips to the store for feminine hygiene products. Please stay out of the house.

All females (with very few exceptions) want to feel beautiful, be treated gently (no matter their body size), shown respect for their unique qualities as a woman (from those males closest to her), and enjoy to smelling like a lady and dressing like one to (in whatever form that takes). Some Women have the ability to know (or feel) other female’s needs before they are ever thought of or verbalized to others.

All men do things for the women they love. The visits to Femaleworld are usually short and painless. I have often heard it said that happy women make for a joyful life (paraphrase). God did not make women to be another form of a man. They are so different from men with all the richness and variety they offer to the citizens of Maleville.  So lets give out a loud cheer for one of the best pluses that makes a man’s world a delight to live.