Black Friday brings out almost as much crazy as a full moon.
And with all the hype it generates, the day after Thanksgiving has practically
become a national holiday of its own! So just for fun, we’ve categorized the
seven types of Black Friday shoppers we all know and love. Which one (or two)
are you?[i]
1. The Traditionalist - It’s a family tradition to wake up at the crack of dawn,
pile into the minivan, and camp out at your favorite retailer with a thermos
full of hot coffee. While you’re freezing your tails off together, you chat,
laugh and reminisce about that time you were almost killed by a runaway
shopping cart. Ah, good times.
2. The Sales Addict - Half-price is for suckers. As far as you’re concerned, if
it’s not 75% off, it’s not on sale. Some people call you a cheapskate. Others
call you a tightwad. You don’t
care—you can underspend all those fools in your sleep. And
on Black Friday, you probably will.
3. The Hunter - You know the store. You know the route. And you know the
exact rack your red cashmere sweater is on because you’ve been stalking it for
weeks. After you get what you want, you’re out of there. Leave no trace.
4. The Bag-Holder - You couldn’t
care less about shopping, but your battery-powered spouse dragged you along to hold
all the bags. If you’re lucky,
you’ll find a bench of fellow bag-holders watching the football game on their smart
phones. If you’re not, you’ll have to fake food poisoning.
5. The Browser - Life is good. You ramble through the
racks without any real pressure—or any real plan. If you see an item that
strikes you as a suitable gift, you buy it. If nothing catches your eye, oh
well. Cash
envelopes never go out of style.
6. The Rookie - Normally, you
don’t participate in Black Friday, but you spotted a killer deal in the sales
flyer and decide to give it a try. How
bad could it be? After driving around the parking lot for half an
hour, waiting in line to use the last working toilet, and then sit-standing in
the checkout line for an eternity, you finally give up. No TV is worth all
this.
7. The Conscientious Objector - Forget the
mall. You’d rather shop later or shop online. Let someone else have all the
“deals.”You’ll sit back and enjoy your
free shipping and a nice, warm fireplace, thanks.
No matter which type of holiday
shopper you are, there’s only one thing crazier than the Black Friday
madness: shopping without a budget.
Avoid this holiday headache by…paying for all your purchases with cash. Then,
shop till you drop, or don’t. It’s up to you.[ii]
Robert, never the first tome. The closest I ever came was when a toy store in Columbus was supposed to get a new shipment of Cabbage Patch dolls in and Rachel wanted one for Christmas. Fought the line, and the people. I got to the bin and all they had left were African American Cabbage Patch Dolls, which is what she got!
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