It
was one of my typical Saturday medicine runs to our nearby pharmacy. I was in
leisure mode, and stepped out in my neighborhood in grungy clothing no man
should wear out in public. I figured my outfit would be OK since the Pharmacy
Technician would only see me from the shoulders up at a distance behind her
drive-thru glass window.
The
outfit I was wearing consisted of a worn white t-shirt (complete with a variety
of tiny stains), and plaid pajama pants (in a variety of blue colors). The
p.j.’s have an elastic waist with tie, and an open fly with no snap. The rubber
navy blue sandals had a lime green insole. In so many words, I couldn’t put any
more stylish clothing on my 329 pound frame.
Once
I was at our closest Giant Eagle Pharmacy and someone on the opposite side of
the window was retrieving my medicines, I looked at my left shoulder and
noticed I was seeing the seams of my t-shirt. That wasn’t normal. The light
finally clicked on in my head when I realized something I was wearing on the
top half of my body was inside out. Things were no better on the right shoulder
I noticed a quarter-size rip on the front shoulder of this lovely garment.
I
was actually embarrassed I hoped no one had noticed any of this. Once I had
gotten my medicine. I zoomed out of there (along with the three dog treats I’d
been given for our Chihuahuas). Countless times my wife had asked me, “What is the
purpose of me purchasing you nice clothes when you regularly dress like
something that crawled out of our industrial-size trash can?”
My
church (Eastside Community Church in Gahanna, OH) has a very laid-back vibe.
Due to the consistent diabetic hot flashes I deal with regularly, I’m in shorts
(during the summer) because they keep me cool. Sweats have elastic and stay in
place on my ever-changing waistline during the winter. When it comes to God and
my appearance in church, comfort is my choice but “inappropriate” is the overriding
word.
When
I do dress halfway decent, I always discover some kind of grease spot or stain
at a time or place where I am powerless to make some kind of positive change in
my appearance.
The
one time I always look my best is at my job as a Greeter. My clothes are clean
(but slightly wrinkled), face shaved (makes me look younger and feel better
about myself), and hair is combed. The tan industrial-strength suspenders make
me look like someone’s friendly grandpa.
(One’s
pants staying up are a good thing. Suspenders allow for no movement in this
department though they can cause an unpleasant sensation with the underwear.)
I
think the moral of this post is quite clear. Take a quick look in the mirror
over what you look like. You may be surprised what you catch that will prevent
embarrassment much later. Though it may be a double standard for me to say
this, dress correctly wherever you go.
A
quick chore to wherever could turn into something you could never imagine
(whether that happens to be good or bad). One day you may be the center of
attention. How do you want people to describe what they see-“perfection” or
“nasty-looking”? Think about it.
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